i just got a UPS package from a name and address i dont know, with one of my thongs in it. no recollection.
ed mcmahon, farrah fawcett, and michael jackson all in one week. What next god, are you juts gonna take my penis too?
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
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She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
I don't mean to complain but you could have done a better job of keeping me alive last night
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
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She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
You were lost on foot. Texted us and told us that N*Sync couldn't save you, and then you "met Jesus" in your car.
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