she takes plan B like it's going out of style
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
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MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
Did you like my voicemail? Sounded like I was being murdered, right?
By a pack of ravenous dildos
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Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
I swear to god my spidey sense only tingles when someone’s about to die or you’re being a hoe.
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
Puked up breakfast after doing my first minze shot in a while, but that shot was to Trump losing the election, so it's all good.
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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