So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
just found $310, wrapped in a rubber band, at the bottom of my sock drawer with a note attached stating, "Make it rain".
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I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
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My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
I made out with him in the club and he endorsed me on Linkedin. My networking skills are off the charts.
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
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