Ambien. No doubt about it.
yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
I just saw a hobo shake a payphone until it spat out a bunch of quarters. what a champ.
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
You were in the corner dancing by yourself yelling "I look good", when really you looked ridiculous and drunk
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
Like, what's the customary waiting period to hookup with your newly single ex that you never stopped hooking up with?
Got drunkdialed by my estranged mom while wallowing in pinkeye drinking 100 proof eating ramen alone. Year summed up perfectly.
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
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