I fucked **** last night, don't tell mike
this is mike. we're done.
There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
I just hope the day something happens to me my phone just dies, like literally died and will never turn on ever again. I feel like God owes me that much.
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
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