My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
All I ever wanted was my bed, Tylenol, and total darkness. Instead I had a pervert with porno posters who blares german rock calling me tootsie pop. How was your saturday night?
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