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You really coming over, don't trick.
I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
Things he has used as lube on me: olive oil, cologne, purell, spit, tanning oil, and bottled hotel lotion
He needs to save up for some actual ky before my vagina gets an allergic reaction
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
Do you think if Santa was real that he's have a big penis?
The bartender let me pay my bar tab with my itunes giftcards.
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
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