yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
I'm just that much of a man that I can watch Ellen and Oprah back to back and still like girls.
broke, out of weed, out of gas, out of food, and my gf just left me.
you're writing country songs now?
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
You paid the taxi driver with a comb last night.
Pretty sure I tied my shoes laces together to keep myself from driving drunk. Fell like six times. Keep forgetting
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
Found a fruit roll up in my pocket this morning. This means my daughter has a peach blunt wrap in her lunchbox.
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
He deliberately gets me high because he knows I fuck better and then I make food for two. I don't know if I should feel mad or proud of him for thinking that far.
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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