OMG I just tried to text you something dirty but accidentally texted the obama campaign
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
Girl walking by was talking on the phone about how he needed to write a gratitude list in her letter to god this week. Too stoned
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
Also, I found out that my dad has the name of every boy that I've ever dated and their physical description, car type and tag number stored in his computer.
Apparently Angela went missing once and he says he learned were to look first and that it's best to have information on hand.
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
I wasn't that drunk.
You were calling my cat 'Simba' and holding him up in the air.
Randomize
