its not stalking. its research.
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
I was so drunk that I didn't realize he was staying at the Waldorf. I walk of shamed the Astoria, do you even know what this means?
He did plead exhaustion. And I made him push through it. I am like the motherfucking badass football coach of sex.
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
Highlight of my night: you taking that shot of garlic butter and then throwing the empty container down on the stairs and saying FUCK.
I literally got so drunk last night, I texted myself "porpoises" and that was it. I have no recollection of this.
He tried to tell me that he could handle his liquor better than "all the bitches in this town." AS HE THREW UP. ALL. OVER.
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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