I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
No subtext here. People are naked.
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
So "I hate myself Mondays" has extended to Tuesday this week. I just had peanut butter and a glass of wine for lunch.
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
Randomize
