Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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