Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
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and she was petting her beer can
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
Showing up to Easter hungover, late, and covered in black an blues from pole dancing. Daughter of the year.
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Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
After getting rejected by him, I got a strangely pleasant dick pic from an unknown number with the caption: "I hope this gets you through the night ;)" It's like the Cock-Gods were shining down upon me.
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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