I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
And for the fourth year in a row Christmas has ended in tears, yelling and me drinking. This is officially our longest running Christmas tradition.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
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