Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
Leave the bottle at home cause either way I'm not taking another shot. You have no idea how long it took me to compose this text free of grammatical error.
Gold star for you, but I'm on my way and the soco is buckled in next to me. This is happening.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
I shit you not. Dude complemented me for being meme savvy. You could drown a toddler in my panties right now.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
Randomize
