Grow some girl-balls and come out already
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
i'm pretty sure god just pointed at me and laughed
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
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And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
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That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
WELL THEN WHAT DAY IS IT?!?! This whole having to choose between ruining my future and ruining my liver is totally killing my vibe
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
Did you get drunk between now and two texts ago?
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