I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
Hey they cleaned all the blood out of the elevator. Also could you pick up some nachos?
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
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this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
I just moved my 11am hair appointment to 8am so I could blackout at noon. Who am I?
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How'd your date go last night?
Well I blacked out at 1:30 and woke up naked in not-my-date's bed with an uneaten Jimmy John's sandwich.
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
The air I exhale reeks of whiskey and bad decisions
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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