So drunk, too bad you don't want this
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
There should be a blender full of rum, tea, and grape jelly in the freezer. She thought it was a good idea until she blew chunks.
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
Just got 20% off at the liquor store. How you ask? I asked if there was an "I got divorced today" discount.
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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