the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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