Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
Dude, I just scraped frozen vomit from my rooftop
I really wish I could say this is a new low for you
I made two strippers play rock paper scissors to see who would give me a lap dance last night
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Will do. If it all falls thru I'm just gonna set up a sprinkler in my back yard and run thru it while taking jello shots. Perfect alternative to my 29th bday.
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
But break dance skills will only take you so far
I ripped my favorite jeans crossing that fence
That sucks
It's an upgrade! I didn;t even have to unzip my pants to pee!
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
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Why am I cleaning the house twerking to anaconda wearing a bears jersey and helmet?
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
Stop chatting and get in the fucking car. I didn't get my asexual ass out of bed just to watch you flirt and fail with someone you're never going to see again.
it's like my eyeball is being humped by my eyelid
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