I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
Just passed a strip club with a Marquis sign that said 'tis the squeezin'
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I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
There was a guy on the elevator dressed as santa in flip-flops giving away beer.
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
I'm sorry but I require more work than your hamster. I need food, a minimum of 5 pillows, and I need to be played with daily.
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Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
Who spent today in nothing but a vajazzle and candy thong? SORRY NOT SORRY
We found you facedown on his couch in a pile of cheerios, with only one shoe on. Dude you said you were staying in last night.
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
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