Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
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well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
Next time I see you, remind me to tell you how I fell through my attic door and landed on my feet in the garage on the first floor.
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
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But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
You wouldn't eat with utensils. You insisted on making your own spoon out of a bendy straw and staples while singing "I'm a survivor" by Destiny's Child.
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
It's less than a hour into 2020 and I already want to punch some people in the face
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