Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
Good thing it was his birthday because I accidentally grabbed his dick at the bar. A lot.
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dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
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I hope your face alive. Lemme know if you are breathing in the morning. If not. Whoever is reading this tell me when the funeral for this awesome mother fucker is and we will rage at that event. Kthanksbye
I was going through my settings and the phone randomly started playing "Crazy Little Thing Called Love" by Dwight Yoakum. Out loud. At full volume. I was shitting. There were 3 other people in the bathroom. I love iOS 7.
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
My vagina measures dicks. It's accurate to the half inch.
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