I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
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It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
The night took a downhill turn when he started using a butter knife as a spoon to drink his cosmo
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
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thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
good news: i got laid. bad news: by your boyfriend
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
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