Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
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well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
Woke up handcuffed to a half gallon of beam. Yep. This is my life.
Wow. This hand sanitizer smells awesome. It's like I just gave a handjob to a fruit basket.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
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Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
Cool. Some 22 year old kids gave me a ride home from the bar last night. In related news, I made out with a 22yr old last night. He was adorable
You know, we cock-blocked like 5 people last night. It's like we're her vagina goalies
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
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