Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
Just warning you the last time I had captain Morgan I gave a blow job to a guy that looked like Jesus.
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
If a weird guy texts you in the near future asking if you are satan just go with it
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
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