the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
I miss the days of selfishly blowing a load in the condom without her knowing and acting all like "we shouldn't do this" so she would get dressed and leave.
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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