I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
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