what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
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Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina
I told you those kegels would come in handy one day
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
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Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
I pretended to be blind and he pretended to be my assistant and long story short, we had to buy that bra and panty set, and now we're both banned from Victoria's Secret AND I have a cum stained demi cup.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
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