Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
FYI don't ever, ever get a lap dance from a stripper who says " she's having a bad day " at a bachelor party.
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Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
It's official drugs can't kill me
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
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She flashed them and they let her pay with Monopoly money. I'm married, so it is your obligation as my best man to repeatedly fuck her for me
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
The fact that the praying hands are in my top emojis defines how 2016 is going so far
Correction: Jimmy johns. The one pita pit employee has been an asshole to me ever since you locked them out of the store
Only in the emergency room do they shut the door when youre laughing too hard
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