I'm peeing chunks and puking liquid. Did I at least have fun last night?
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
I'm standing in the shower drinking with the light off and a candle lit, listening to Amy Winehouse. Be proud.
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
Bad idea to be in a car concussed. I just described his dick as an elevator. I think i meant escalator, i dont know
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
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