so that wasnt chicken after all
You picked the wrong day to call in sick. She's wearing the librarian glasses today.
I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
I can control the tv with my phone while pooping on the second floor. I thought you should know for future reference
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
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