he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
There's a man in a pair of gray footie pajamas and a paper crown watching the kids at the playground. It was easier to tell who was a pedophile before Where the Wild Things Are came out.
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
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I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
My cat was watching porn with me. Weirdest bonding experience ever.
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
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They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
What if for Halloween I paint my self gold and make sandwiches for everyone? I'd be a trophy wife! Get it?
Woke up with a $50 attached to my penis with a rubber band..
Sweet. Tell little Richard to buy us a sack and a pizza.
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
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