last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
you fully convinced the taxi driver that we were in a race
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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