god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
My boss just called me into his office to apologize for being an "inadvertant cockblock"
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
Why can't public transit accommodate my lifestyle of drinking til midnight on a Monday?
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
There was this blissful moment of peace and quiet... then you ran past our window with a lit firecracker in hand going, "SHIT. SHIT. SHIT!"
I just moved my 11am hair appointment to 8am so I could blackout at noon. Who am I?
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
yeah the highlight of my day was the 911 operator telling me they had frantically been trying to figure out where i was
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