dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
Man my junk looks like a mangled grapefruit right now, this shit sucks.
My puke in the shower morning just turned into a puke in the restroom at work afternoon. I'm the human embodiment of dumpster fire.
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
And despite my lack of successful relationships I'm a fucking guru
That's like claiming you're a good coach but going 2-12 last season
I just realized I'm not wearing clothes. I think my pants may be in the kitchen but I have no idea where my shirt is. I'm kinda worried.
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