Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
"just because you look like a short version of scarlet johanson does not mean I would immediately fuck you" that was the single.most difficult thing to say. but seriously I don't want the roots of the whore tree anywhere near my junk.
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
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