she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
i'll never see her again. i cant remember her last name. this is like cinderella except prince charming drank too much jameson and couldnt save a phone number properly
Banged a lazy eyed chick last night. It was like fucking an iguana.
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
Woke up in a wet suit with my junk cut out. In a strange apartment. Just found thing biggest bong u have ever seen. WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
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