Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
We're having soft pretzels and cheese dip for dinner tonight. Like fucking adults.
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
Tequila 1 marriage 0
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
TSA found the edibles
Fuck
Oh my god he just. Swiped them for explosives and handed them back to me
God bless California
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