glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
Oh god. There is a bite mark in the bar of soap. Please tell me I was not that wasted.
Throwing up while listening to pandora radio. Don't tell me my life doesn't have theme music.
She's gonna be fat in the future. On a side note I had a "It's not you, it's me." conversation with a bottle of jack last night.
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
Turns out floaties are a great thing after a couple bottles of vodka
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
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