Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
You fell asleep with your fingers in my vagina. You made this a relationship.
Annabeth just got on the bar and slurred something about how she was worried that when she started dating you your penis wouldnt fit. You are one lucky bastard my friend.
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
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