So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
dude i just heard a girl tell another girl 'what part of im trying to get laid tonight dont u understand?'
needless to say i wont be back home tonight
nobody is as good of a wingman as me. i make whoever im with look like mark wahlberg during his underwear model phase
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
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He asked if I wanted to blow his flute? Please call me and pretend there is a family emergency!!!
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
I love how my cats smell like pot.
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
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Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
My life is a joke. Told everyone last night that they could call me Mrs. McCormick because I'm gonna end up alone with a handle of peach vodka anyways.
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
In the morning he said my plan to make 2 casseroles today was, "hot in a grandma sort of way," & I didn't think it was weird. THAT'S how hot he was.
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
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