I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
he was CRYING into my vagina
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
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He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
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Just served breakfast to a bunch of hella drunk kids. They kidnapped the birthday boy for his 21st and he was wearing a disney onesy and bunny ears. They've been drinking since before dawn, why don't we have friends like that?
Nothing says "I support my fellow man" like taking your friends recently divorced dad to a strip club and bar hopping with us to get him laid by an upgrade.
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Hey, sorry for threatening to teabag your mom to death last night
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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