dude can i febreze my hair or is that slutty?
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
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You nicknamed her "lazy eye" and were screaming across the bar at her to buy you a drink...
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
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this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
I'm so hung over that I'm pretty sure I can feel the earth's rotations when I close my eyes.
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
Next time I say "i forgot to eat dinner, oh well" before drinking STRAP ME TO A CHAIR AND FORCE FEED ME BEFORE ALLOWING ME TO CONSUME BOOZE
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