Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
How do you say "I always respond to booty calls" when you give a guy your number?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
Just had sex with a girl from Italy. The only english she knew was Obama campaign slogans. Her screaming, "Yes we can!" as I was railing her not only turned me on but allowed my neighbors to know it was consentual.
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
FUCK WHALES
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
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