I hate all girls vehemently.
we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
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Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
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Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.