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• (714): View more from California

  Letd wlk him

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  Lrtd walek hime

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  Lets wlk home,,,ther we go

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• (516): View more from New York

  Last night i was gna tell u about how i was watching project runway & how i was upset bc they replaced tim gunn & heidi klum. but then i realized that i was watching mythbusters.

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  True life - we need to smoke together more often

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• (937): View more from Ohio

  Remeber, hes got nothing better to offer you than drunk words and hairy balls.

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• (647): View more from Ontario

  after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me

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• (646): View more from New York

  You know that hot fire fighter I fucked yesterday? Well him and two other guys are killing the fire on my stove. Awkward.

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• (860): View more from Connecticut

  Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica

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• (910): View more from North Carolina

  It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.

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• (601): View more from Mississippi

  Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized

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• (731): View more from Tennessee

  There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?

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• (407): View more from Florida

  Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.

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• (307): View more from Wyoming

  Do not tell guys at bars about kittens you rescue. They will walk away.

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• (865): View more from Tennessee

  She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.

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  I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.

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• (832): View more from Houston, Texas

  Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.

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