Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Last night i was gna tell u about how i was watching project runway & how i was upset bc they replaced tim gunn & heidi klum. but then i realized that i was watching mythbusters.
True life - we need to smoke together more often
Remeber, hes got nothing better to offer you than drunk words and hairy balls.
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
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You know that hot fire fighter I fucked yesterday? Well him and two other guys are killing the fire on my stove. Awkward.
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
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There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
Do not tell guys at bars about kittens you rescue. They will walk away.
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.