I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
just tell him i said nine months
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
Just so you know, each of my boobs fits perfectly in a martini glass.
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I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
Look on the bright side. Now you know the number for poison control.
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She looked at me and said "i like penises." and then passed out with her condom balloon animal in her hands.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.