For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
Watching Fresh Prince at 9am with a beer in hand and he just said to Uncle Phil "Sometimes I worry that I'll never get my life together." I feel like that was a sign from above or something
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
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