North Korea, Best Korea!
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
My phone now changes "me" to "mrrrrrrrrh", thank you new years.
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
Holding a cold bottle of mikes hard lemonade against my pulverized taint....this is my Sunday night
I Pavlov-trained him by smacking him in the nuts anytime I caught him looking at another girl in public. To this day, he's afraid to break eye contact with me in a restaurant if a tall busty blonde walks in.
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
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