i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
He told everyone he was going inside...an hour later we get a knock on the garage door from some dude telling us a guy is passed out on the lawn and we should get him inside because it's about to rain
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
I'm never celebrating Galentine's Day again. It was a whorrific mess.
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
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