Where is the hickey?
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
Who pooed in my magic bullet?
Sorry the bathroom was being used.
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
Don't try to dry clothes in the microwave. They'll catch on fire.
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
Going to put that on my resume. "Only accidentally snapchatted my titties to all of my friends once."
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
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