Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
it turns out vodka filled condoms arent that funny
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
I snapchatted him 4 pictures of me as Tarzan's dad so if he never talks to me again at least we'll know why
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
Last thing I remember I was riding on a picnic table being hauled around by a lawn mower with an empty case of bud light on my head...
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
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