I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
If I should ask "why am I still single?" could someone please remind me of shooting mike and ikes out of my nose at the bartender last Saturday. many thanks
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
She carried my bag of puke down the aisle and the flight attendant wouldn't move the beverage cart so she put the puke bag in the flight attendant's face and said "I have a bag of sickness!" I've never seen a cart move that fast.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
If a cop comes up to me I'm whipping out my cock, swinging it around and singing the national anthem
I emptied a Vyvance capsule into my coffee pot last night and set the auto start. Pretty sure I've been drinking meth all morning
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
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