I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
Drunk fuck. Had to tell him that the 5 second rule does not apply when your in the bathroom at the hockey game.
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
Just for future reference, me asking if you're free, followed by a winking face is not my way of suggesting a tandem bike ride.
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
Drunk and alone at a magic show is what my life has become without you
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
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