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Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
finally stumbled home. 4am. made it to the bathroom and threw up. the cat came in,s aw me, looked at the vom in disgust, and then threw up too. its nice to have such sympathetic pets.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
So I cleaned the toilet last night at 2 am and woke up with pink eye. Never doing that again.
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
Put a customer on hold today while I threw up. If I don't get employee of the month, I'm suing.
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
I've been on the toilet for an hour. On a six day bender. My ass feels like its leaking vodka
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
I just ran your car into a ups truck....but on a up note I have a handle of fireball and breakfast burritos
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
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