I can't get in trouble, i'm smoking a bong in the office right now
I stood up and a chip flew out of my shirt and landed in the chip dish. I just walked away.
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
I don't know if your celebrity crush has ever asked you for nudes, but it's fucking awesome
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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