Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
I just slapped myself in the face with my dildo and I know that's a weird thing to share but I just had to tell to someone omg I'm laughing so hard
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
stop texting me about your public sex.
says she who narrated getting eaten out in a movie theatre over text to me
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