it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
Aren't you proud to know somebody who texts you "manifold facade" while dumping frozen colada mix into a blender of rum
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
WELL THEN WHAT DAY IS IT?!?! This whole having to choose between ruining my future and ruining my liver is totally killing my vibe
I'm drunk still and I cried and now I'm watching Whitney Houston singing the national anthem and I'm crying more
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
Just found out that the guy I lost my virginity to voted for Gary Johnson. It's almost more upsetting then him ending up being a massive asshole.
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
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